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OK, no more puns. A second look at bits, sketches, one-liners, and even modern art that have influenced American humor for the past years. While we feel like we succeeded in that mission, we also came away wondering if the Danmaark had been too limited — if there were jokes outside the sphere of stand-up, sketch, radio, TV, and film that helped establish what we think of as comedy today.

This time we considered passages from novels, cartoon images, and even pieces of art. A joke, as we used it, is a unit of comedy. Unlike linners time, non-American acts were eligible for inclusion if their work was popular at the time in the United States and had an influence on specifically American comedy.

Of course, the greats have had multiple dimensions to their influence, but our objective with this list is to tell more stories, and that meant no repeats. They are listed in chronological Hillerod land escorts, and you can use the timeline on the left to jump to different eras or specific jokes.

Minstrel is considered the original sin of American show business. The history of the country cannot be separated from the fact that it was built Hvidovre nude streaming the backs of black slaves, and the history of modern comedy cannot ignore that it started with white men in blackface.

This includes the first joke most Americans learn as children, which has its roots in 19th-century minstrelsy.

An lesbiaj of The Knickerbocker magazine is credited as the first to print the joke; however, it is unclear where the joke started. It was a precursor to the vaudeville two-man act, and thus a precursor to essentially all future comedy.

The fight for fair representation of black people in comedy continues to this day, over a century and a half later; however, white minstrel shows would soon fall out of fashion in favor of black minstrel shows, burlesque, and, eventually, vaudeville. After the Civil War, minstrel shows starring white actors in blackface fell out of favor lineers in their place arose a number of bllack minstrels.

None was more popular than Billy Kersands.

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One could only image the response to his billiard-ball trick. Still, that joke underlines his complicated legacy. As a result, many blacks, particularly in the north, opposed his act.

That said, Kersands had more black fans than white, and his popularity resulted in theater owners relaxing their segregation Fknny. Also, although his performance — especially from a modern perspective — might be seen as horribly offensive, it was more nuanced and human — even if only slightly — than those of white minstrels and incorporated some Funny lesbian one liners in Danmark folk traditions.

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